Your plane it lands in ‘moen
And the train it moves so fast
Seeing blondie flight attendants
Getting off at stations past
You see the little houses
And the bigger boxes rise
The girders are like garters
They hold up to tantalize
And it’s now, now, now, now
That you end right up in Oslo town
You’ve no idea where you will go
But you’re in a kingdom, that you know
And a kingdom won’t slow down
You drag your bag to big street
And you see the hostel kid
Dressed up in leopard leggings
for the big Motley Crue gig
and you’re laughing at a deskman
with a mullet grown out long
in Europe, they are widespread
like a bird flu in Hong Kong
And it’s now, now, now, now
That you’re laughing hard in Oslo town
You’ve no idea what brought this up
What’s being mixed in that tea cup
And a rocker won’t slow down
You’re right next to a project
Where hijabi flow like trees
And you’ve never seen so many blacks
In brightened dashikis
And you think, wow, this is Norway
Home of Heyerdahl and fjords
Henrik Ibsen, would he ponder,
On the contrary, my lord!
And it’s now, now, now, now
That you’re looking hard in Oslo town
Norwegians are not merely blond
That stereotype is long begone
And diversity won’t slow down
You take the boat and see the kids
All ready to begin
Their little misadventures
At the open-air museum
You stand abroad the polarship
And wonder oh, so true?
This thing knows how to break the ice
And could I do it, too?
And it’s now, now, now, now
That you’re standing firm in Oslo town
The polarship and the reed raft
Are not just larks, they’re truly daft
And explorers won’t slow down
You see the screaming Edvard Munch
Protected from the heist
The blondie children all in line
Educated in zeitgeist
The fields, and sun, and soon you are
Surrounded by the town
You take a camera and you smile
Impossible to frown
And it’s now, now, now, now,
That you’re finding hope in Oslo town
The screams have turned to smiles firm
And the way it happened was to learn
That the city won’t slow
It will not ever slow
Why would it ever slow down?